you dont understand i dont need you honey, i beat my dick like it owe me money.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
im in the mood to buy 1000 brand new sweaters
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR